mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary
the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
(Source: jimtiberiuskirk, via gnarly)
when you learn a new word and start seeing it everywhere
"You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you."
2:03am, I really loved you that much. (via tahom)
(Source: hoetion, via long-lost-freedom)
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
"Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
- John Mayer (via perfect)
(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via another-liar-another-believer)
the hardest part about breaking up with someone is it’s like you’re breaking up with their pets too.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones